change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
Possibly the same person
(Source: inthepitofmystomach)
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
how about when youre confused as siblings with your gay lover
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
(Source: spicecat)
do you ever walk by someone and they just smell so good and oh my god i want to walk next to you for the rest of my life
(Source: roserory)